Let me in, noobs.

1 ) Subject Name Should Be: Dunno
2 ) Real Name: Wayne
3 ) Age Sex Location [ASL]: 74 Male Afganistan
4 ) Do you have a microphone: Yes.
5 ) How long have you been playing DotA: 8-10 Years
6 ) Where do you normally play at: Bnet, Dota-leagues, I'm friggin' pro
7 ) Last Dota Clans: FPDP Friggin' Pro Dota Playah
8 ) Can you host? With: Anytime
9 ) What's your favourite hero: Rocky Balboa
10 ) Why are you interested in joining? I want to show you guys how to play, and teach how to be as good as i am.
11 ) Other: I've owned everyone they've put against me, i've never lost a match. I like to watch gay porn and black men masturbating, my favorite gayporn site is monstercocks.com, my favorite cock size is 30cm, and i myself, have 25cm cock. I also have a webcamera.
12 ) How to contact you: I'll contact you if i am interested, you'll have to earn me, because i'm far beyond your abilities.