Application to join

B..net username- PriMal- (soon to be edited to UkE if acccpted)

1.How good are you on scale of 1-10- At DotA 7-9 sometimes im good and sometimes I'll forget a thing or two but it also affects who im playing with.
2.My last DotA clans. Only one AcoS- A few friends and I made it but it disbanded after I came back to Wc3
3.ASL/Age Sex Location- 14-Male-South England
4.Active? Half term currently and im active anyways so yes quite a lot
5.Can you host? With? Sadly no
6.You got a microphone? Ventrilo ? Yes to first, No to later
7.Whats the diffrence between a Joke and an Insult? A joke, would be used if I were to impress someone a friend probably or family. Or could be used as a thing yourself does I myself do tell a few jokes IRL and im also pretty funny, not the type who would say ''OMG CHECK THIS OUT ON YOUTUBE ITS A STORMTROOPER HUMPING!'' in real life I am a pretty different guy to be honest.
An insult however, I would use behind someones back or someone who just plain annoys me most likely I would use one to someone who provokes me and who feeds on attention

Lastly, Ive basically covered myself in Q7. So I'd like to join as I love DotA, its a great thing to play especially with friends and the weather over the UK sucks eh? so that may explain my activeness ^^

Well thats it hope Im accepted!

Dear uke-leaders

some of you may allrd know me from playing, and i hope u see me as one not totaly noob-like player!

most likely u give a crap about my opinion but we (kellerkindo,rince_wind, syn.Omikron ,Luggage/dachbodenkindo) played togetter with primal vs 5 of uke!

and we all think he is no good player and not good enought to join uke!

1. he charged with bara to your heros, died and complaind what kind of noobs we are ,because we were to slow;)
2. He flamed all the time, which was realy anyoing!
3. He didnt last-hit, and denie!
4.(and this is my fav.) He Flamed omikron, because he "stole" his creeps(Primal was just autoattacking and omikron lasthitted). and it was no joke, he realy flamed him and called him noob and stuff like that. Further more he told us it is impossible to make last-Hits with bara because he has such a low dmg!
5. His skil is Never 7-9! its lile 4-6, or it was in the game we played with him!
That´s from me!

looking forward to our next game.

Greets Keller!


p.s. sorry about my bad english!

Thank you for this post. i really apreciate you'r help. and tbh he was a Big fail at our trail out. =]

Thank you for your slightly incomprehensible post keller, but as KRC said, he sucked pretty hard in the trial game

allways glad to help!

SEX DRUGS ANS RUCK`N ROLL!

I admit I sucked HARD in that tryout and I admit It wasn't my best show there but bear in mind I hadn't been on wc3 for a while also in reply to the big flame post No.2 I didnt ''flame'' I quietly noted out the fact that bothered me and also I said barathrums empowering haste was +40 damage on each attack anyway (may be more or less know im not sure if rank 4) so its hard and easy and points to last hit with that blue cow ^^. But I fully understand if I failed the tryout , was on a tight point in that game. Lastly that whole charge thing, I charged from response to a ping that you were all near and I was far away from Guess thats it apart from the fact that Poster no.2 has to post his own application and not some flame post

hey kiddy!

just a few more words: IN YOUR FACE NOOB!

i dont have to explane myself, and i dont know why u think that i want to join uke!

ich have 4 mates and we play togetter as a clan and they all play better even with no keyboard (explanation: good players use shortkeys for spells and commands [its most likely you dont like this)

so just go search for a noob like dota clan which take 14 years olds , who think they can play dota because they got some doubl kills with bara in public game!

get some skill, get some knowlegde , and hell get a lot of teamwork, and may u get some friends in RL and learn some forms of how to behave with others!

lol ;D

kellerkindo wrote:

hey kiddy!

just a few more words: IN YOUR FACE NOOB!

i dont have to explane myself, and i dont know why u think that i want to join uke!

ich have 4 mates and we play togetter as a clan and they all play better even with no keyboard (explanation: good players use shortkeys for spells and commands [its most likely you dont like this)

so just go search for a noob like dota clan which take 14 years olds , who think they can play dota because they got some doubl kills with bara in public game!

get some skill, get some knowlegde , and hell get a lot of teamwork, and may u get some friends in RL and learn some forms of how to behave with others!

Im trying to work out if he is trying to take the piss out of UKE here? Clan taking on 14 year olds, is her referring to us?

keller you fucking german why are you being submisive and taking the piss out off us?


Excluse the language my fellow ukE mates.

i am not talking about you guys, i thought this is clear, but may i wasnt able to express myself right!

i am sorry for this missunderstanding , because i enjoy to play vs you guys and i hope we keep playing!

p.s. i am not a german, i am from austria (austria>>> german in every aspekt) so pls stop calling me german, no1 likes to be called a german!

Hitler was i got what keller was talking bout but yeah wasent abit unclear

ukE-k[R]c ? wrote:

Hitler was i got what keller was talking bout but yeah wasent abit unclear

doesn´t "wasent unclear" mean it was clear or is this some form of english joke i dont get;)

and Hitler was from Austria (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler)(no i am not pround at all) and austria just dont like Germany, nothing to do with WW2!

i know hilter was from austria but he liked being a german.

ohh,
know i get it!

sorry that i though u didnt know were hitler is from!

I just love to use the Exclamtion marks

dude nice spamming...

ummm he said he wasnt playing his best but... i wasnt playing my best in my test game but ended up with 7 - 3 - 16 (with rigwarl)